i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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