What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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