dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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