We're like a lot better than the average bears
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Randomize
