bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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