Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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