sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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