I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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