ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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