My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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