No, you can still breathe under the balls.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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