Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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