and you said cock pushups were impossible
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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