38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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