Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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