walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Randomize
