Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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