My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
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its like you know when i get waxed
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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