why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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