I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Randomize
