On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Randomize
