how hairy? two words: wookie tits
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
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