at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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