I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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