when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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