He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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