I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
So here I am, sexting at work.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Randomize
