Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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