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Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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