you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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