im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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