Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
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