Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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