Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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