It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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