ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
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