so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
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