SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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