the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Randomize
