There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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