nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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