Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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