he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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