I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
