white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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