I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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