I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Randomize
