I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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