so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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