Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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