Porn is love you can see.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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