You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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