I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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