Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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